Sloth

Emily: Cute sloth videos are a thing.
Dan: What?
Jackie: Why are sloths the new obsession?
Emily: Yeah, they totally are! There's new sloth videos like every week. A little overrated. So I'll drop the rating down.
Dan: Have you met a sloth? They'd be so cool to hang out with.
Emily: I don't know. They don't seem useful. You can't eat it.
Dan: "You can't eat it."
Emily: I'm sure you could eat it. It'd probably be tender because it goes so slow.
Sandy: I'm kind of neutral. I mean, I don't know. There doesn't seem much about them. They're cool. They won't bother you.
Dan: How many stars would you say?
Emily: Sloth? 2.
Sandy: 3?
(break to sing about a vase we have here.)

Jackie: I don't know, I don't think baby sloths are that cute.
Dan: Yeah, but look at that guy! He's so cute! Seth: how many stars?
Seth: I'm giving sloths two stars.
Jackie: Overall? There have to be two categories. Baby and adult.
Seth: No, babies are always cuter. All the time.
Dan: (they're all talking about Blue Valentine now, but I have to throw in my vote. Four and a half stars.)